Nearly new OEM battery dead (not the first time)

I have a Mid-2012 15” MBP with a very gently used battery - CoconutBattery says only nine charge cycles, yet the battery’s shot and needs to be replaced.

This happened to me with a black MacBook (non-unibody) battery awhile ago, too. Is there any way to force reset these batteries?

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