Orange Identification Guide

This wiki is designed to help you discern if the device you have is an Orange. This is only a guide to aid in identification, if you are looking to solve a problem with your Orange, try the troubleshooting page.

Warning: This wiki serves only as a general guideline; the user bears all responsibility in the event of mis-identification. This guide should not be used in emergency situations.

Is this an Orange? Nope! That's a rock.

When confronted with a device like a rock, look for something with more curves.
Rocks are often sharp and hard, Oranges tend to have more give.

Is this an Orange? That's a cucumber, but you're getting closer!

Cucumbers, like Oranges, are organic items, and contain curves, but Oranges fall closer to the red end of the spectrum.
Oranges tend to have slight dimpling of the skin, while cucumbers are fairly smooth.

Is this an Orange? Oh, no. That is the Incredible Hulk. Way off.

Oranges lack both sentience and mobility.
Confusing the Hulk for an Orange may make him angry, be careful in your identification.

Is this an Orange? Hmmm… Unfortunately, no. That is an ORANGutan.

While orangutans share the pigmentation and adorableness of Oranges, they have hair, a distinctly non-Orange trait.
Ask your orangutan for help in identifying your device, they are well-versed in fruit studies.

Is this an Orange? Donald Trump. Not an Orange.

Both sour and of orange pigmentation, Trump still has more hair than your Orange should.
Even if it is a toupée.

Is this an Orange? Almost there! That is an apple, though.

Apples are quite commonly confused with Oranges, and though Apples, too, are hard to repair, a comparison can't fairly be made.
The key is really the dimpled texture of the Orange rind.