Some specs for you while we unbox the fun:

Extremely high resolution (400×240) display—2.7 inches at 173 ppi

180 MHz ARM Cortex-M7F CPU

16 MB of onboard memory

4 GB flash storage

2.4 GHz Wi-Fi (b/g/n), Bluetooth 4.2, USB-C, headphone jack

Mechanical crank because why not

It's clear they haven't goosed the specs on this thing—but then, if you were obsessing over specs, you've already missed the point.