Swinging our iOpener pendulum back and forth, your crown is getting heavier and heavier. Your wristbands sink into the cushions... Hey Siri, turn on DND.

Now we can place our blade under the edge of this shiny display without scaring our patient.

This approved method has been tried and tested on several occasions, although we've yet to determine how much water resistance is restored afterward.

With its familiar trinity of cables safely unplugged, we can take a closer look at the display.