This battery is stuck like a mastodon in a tar pit.

The tar-like adhesive makes removing the battery without severe warping nigh impossible.

The battery is out, but it looks like it passed through a fun house mirror to get free. We're not so fond of clowns who believe in glued-in batteries.

Think we're joking about the cling factor of this adhesive? Think again. This little party trick is what we call a sticky situation.