Flip off your old TV console, flip up the 5" Shield Retinal display, and settle in for some serious Sonic power—literally.

The 294 ppi display and stereo speakers are pretty impressive in this little console.

We wonder why it is called a Retinal display, as the eye's retina receives light; it doesn't transmit it. We assume it's because the other kids are jumping off the proverbial bridge.

Enough hedgehoggery. Let's see what this bad boy is packing.