All you need is a can of WD-40 and some duct tape

crwdns2853023:0crwdne2853023:0

My Macbook Pro snapped in half after my wife threw me out for the third time this week. She decided to use our precious machine as a weapon and cracked it over my head. Not only did this put me in a coma for 3 days, but it bent the computer case, cracked the screen and melted the keys.

crwdns2853024:0crwdne2853024:0

Since the computer was split in half, I decided to order through you guys all the replacement parts for my machine. When they arrived, I realized I had no idea what I was doing and quickly abandoned my dreams of repairing it, and moved towards getting back at my wife. I duct taped the broken screen back onto the machine, tossed some WD-40 in the hinges to get that baby movin' again, and fixed various cracks and issues with some more of that sticky, silver-ey gift from god.

I gave it back to my wife - boy was she mad :) Thanks iFixit!

crwdns2853025:0crwdne2853025:0

You guys were great, no problems with the shipping or the service. But if you're trying to aggravate your wife, ordering replacement parts does no good. All you need is a can of WD-40 and some duct tape.