To begin, decide what you want to take apart. Some examples of things not to take apart include:

Your pet poodle.

Grandpa's pacemaker.

Any device containing plutonium.

Optimus Prime.

Next, make your way to the store to pick up your new device. We prefer eco-friendly leg power, but to each their own.

Enter the store to find what you are looking for. If necessary, camp outside the store to be the first in line.