i5-1035G7 at 25W TDP in a 7 inch package? With NVMe/PCIe SSD and full speed Thunderbolt 3?

With dual-fan cooling? 55Wh battery?

Touch screen? Built-in joysticks? Gigabit Ethernet? Multitouch Trackpad? Backlit keyboard?

This might as well be the hottest(and fanciest) potato you can get on your palms.

Let's dive in and see what kind of potato it is, shall we?