Ah, the friendly face of a robot, well, until virtual death ensues.

For us, this death comes in the form of Team Fortress 2, one of the compatible games for the Rift, or so says its online dating profile.

One of the most innovative technologies brought about by the Rift is its head tracking capability. Accomplished with a gyroscope, accelerometer, and magnetometer, the Rift allows for 3 degrees of freedom so you can look around the virtual world without having to move your entire virtual body.

We foresee the future of Starbucks coffee tables across the country.