Despite its cheese-grater appearance, this new Mac Pro cannot grate cheese. This important consumer advice is brought to you by iFixit, the company that wonders: why doesn't anybody send us review units?

Time to open the case. We came to this teardown armed with many tools, but so far all we need is our fingers.

Some informative dots tell us this handle rotates, and with surprising ease.

Like Johann Schmidt delicately handling the Tesseract, a twist and pull on this third handle uncovers everything hiding beneath.