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[* black] Now that you're safely home, unbox your new beauty and bask in its technological superiority. If you watch closely enough, you can witness your device depreciating.
-[* black] Make several unsuccessful attempts to read the instruction manual, then promptly throw it away. Proceed to scream obscenities at the writers when you plug the batteries in the wrong way. "THEY DIDNT SAY TO...Oh. Where's my receipt?"
+[* black] Don't forget to pretend to read the instruction manual before throwing it away.
[* black] With your new device up and running, its time to actually enjoy your new purchase. Remember: water + electronics = shattered dreams.