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| [* black] Next, find your device of choice in the store. Try not to tackle the 70 year-old woman who just took the last one off the shelf. | |
| - | [* black] Don't forget to pay for the product. Contrary to what men residing in their parents' basement will tell you, Jedi mind tricks do not work on security guards. |
| - | [* black] After checkout, marvel at your empty pockets while pondering how you will pay for food this week. Thanks, corporate America! |
| - | [* black] Make your way safely home to begin fiddling with your new gadget. Now is not the time to get into an accident triggered by giddy anticipation. |
| + | [* black] Don't forget to pay for the product. Contrary to popular belief, Jedi mind tricks do not work on security guards. |
| + | [* black] Politely decline the extended warranty. |