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| [* black] To begin, decide what you want to take apart. Some examples of things not to take apart include: | |
| [* red] Your pet poodle. | |
| [* orange] Grandpa's pacemaker. | |
| - | [* yellow] Any device containing |
| + | [* yellow] Any device containing plutonium. |
| [* green] Optimus Prime. | |
| [* black] Next, make your way to the store to pick up your new device. We prefer eco-friendly leg power, but to each their own. | |
| [* black] Enter the store to find what you are looking for. If necessary, camp outside the store to be the first in line. Bonus points if you mumble incoherently and ask for spare change. |