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[* black] Just when we think all hope is lost, a tool descends upon us from the repair heavens as Morgan Freeman's voice booms throughout our teardown room. | |
[* black] ''Behold! [product|IF145-221|The oOpener!]'' | |
+ | [* black] A tool rumored to open any orange in the universe, we had only heard about the oOpener in old repair myths shared around company campfires. |
[* black] [product|IF145-221|A tool rumored to open any orange in the universe], we had only heard about the oOpener in old repair myths shared around company campfires. | |
- | [* black] While most disassembly tools, such as the [ |
+ | [* black] While most disassembly tools, such as the [product|IF145-198|iOpener], can be fabricated, the oOpener is said to only be available to those who are [http://guide-images.ifixit.net/igi/UMyJTVjPNTMOyTyT|pure of heart, mind, and vision of a repair-friendly world|new_window=true]. |