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| + | [* black] Just when we thought all hope was lost, a tool descended upon us from the repair heavens as Morgan Freeman's voice boomed throughout our teardown room. |
| + | [* black] ''Behold! The oOpener!'' |
| + | [* black] A tool rumored to open any orange in the universe, we had only heard about the oOpener in old repair myths shared around company campfires. |
| + | [* black] While most proprietary tools, such as the pentalobe screwdriver, could be fabricated, the oOpener is said to only be available to those who are pure of heart, mind, and vision of a repair-friendly world. |
| + | [* black] We quickly got to work, guiding the oOpener through the thick peel of the orange. Our teardown guru swears that the tool, itself, was guiding him… |