Replacing the whole thing is rather absurd.
Things I would.
* Asking a family member or friend for small tweezers. I'm pretty sure any of your female friends that wear make up will have some sort of tweezers to pluck their eyebrows with.
* Duct tape and a toothpick, fold the duct tape small enough fit and use the toothpick to apply the pressure to make it stick to the piece. once you feel like it's ready pull it out quickly in alignment of the usb.
* I would also go as far as hot glue or gorilla glue to adhere an object (tooth pick, Popsicle stick, etc) and yank it out.
You got this.