Albert I'm a great admirer of your work . For someone so smart I'm surprised you don't recognize the signs...Shes pregnant your pet rock is about to have a pebble. Congratulations Mr. Einstein your about to be a father. When you get to the pet rock hospital, remember to check your pet rock in. You may have to wait in the waiting room while the nurses get your rock a bed ready. Make sure to give your pet rock some water to drink, and say that everything will be fine. Make sure to calm your pet rock down, as she may be feeling a bit nervous. The nurses may want you to leave the room, so it is probably best to read a book in the waiting room. However if you are a brave soul and wish to witness the delivery be prepared for the violence of it all ,do remember a hammer is required for delivery.
Once your pet rock has had her pebbles, look after the pebbles while she just relaxes. Then, when it's time to go home, get your birth certificate (you should have already chosen the name), and then help it look after the pebbles. For the first few months, pebbles only really sleep, but when it's about five months old, why not help your pet rock feed them? They only eat one strip of shredded paper, and they only drink water, so make sure to stock up!
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